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President Taft lauds 55 point performance of Brandon Jennings

November 15, 2009
By Constable Echelon
President Taft lauds 55 point performance of Brandon Jennings

President William Howard Taft joined Americans everywhere in admiration of Milwaukee Bucks rookie Brandon Jennings’ 55 point outburst against the Golden State Warriors on Saturday night. “This young negro in Milwaukee impressed all Americans with his ability to fill up the peach basket,” Taft gushed. “As excited as I was to review a telegram...
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The White Buffalo Prophecy — Or The Inverse Relationship Between Brett Favre and the Milwaukee Brewers

August 7, 2008
By Hotdog
The White Buffalo Prophecy — Or The Inverse Relationship Between Brett Favre and the Milwaukee Brewers

Rejoice, Brewers fans! Now that Brett Favre is out of Green Bay, you’re a virtual lock for the playoffs. For in accordance with the Sioux prophecy of the White Buffalo, Wisconsin can only hold one winning team at a time.
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Posted in Appleton, Brett Favre, Cheeseheads, Conspiracy, Eau Claire, Great Sioux Nation, Manny Parra, Mark Murphy, Milwaukee Brewers, Mysticism, Sioux, Sitting Bull, Wisconsin | 5 Comments »

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