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Caption This Sexy Photo

That’s Jake Locker and his dad passionately embracing after the win.  Personally I’m going with “I’ve always wanted to do this son, I just didn’t expect there to be a crowd applauding when it happened.”

If You Can’t Joke About A Torn Testicle You Have No Sense Of Humor

So Adrian Beltre comes back after tearing a testicle last month.  Yes, I know what you’re thinking (ow ow ow ow) but it turns out it’s something you can recover from reasonably quick.  Upon returning, he even decided to wear a cup for the first time since high school.  Seems reasonable.  But that doesn’t mean […]

Fideo Friday: A Message To All You Mens

Some valid points brought up in this one.

Fideo Friday: Cleveland And A Small-Dicked Wizard

This first one is safe for work. The second one is not, but it was too enjoyable not to post. Naked Wizard Tased By Reality from Tracy Anderson on Vimeo. Ouch.

Fideo Friday: Reason #47 Not To Use Condoms

I can’t think of anything more horrifying than putting miniature Sinbad on my penis. Apparently lamb-skin condoms = Spud Webb posting up on Michael Jordan. In other words, ineffective. Has anyone since the 1800’s even used lamb-skin? Seems like something you can fry up and eat after using.

Rochestie and a raw chest-y

Constable Echelon, Manny Faces Found on the Dawgman boards. Your eyes are not deceiving you. That is Washington State PG Taylor Rochestie snuggling up with Cougar C Aron Baynes.  Looks like it’s past time for somebody to audit their friends on Facebook.

Vanderbilt Might Want To Taper Their Bowl Expectations A Bit

Sager Bombs In news from the world of successful football teams, Vanderbilt will be going to a bowl game for the first time in 26 years after they racked up win #6 last weekend.  I for one could not be prouder of the Dores.  The lil’ team that could might have saved Steve Spurrier’s job (and […]