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UW finally fields NBA team…. How do they stack up?

January 28, 2010
By Fig Jam
UW finally fields NBA team…. How do they stack up?

With the news today that Will Conroy has signed a 10 day contract with the Houston Rockets, the University of Washington now has 5 active players in the NBA.  This puts UW with about 20 other NCAA schools that have 5 alums in the NBA. I don’t know why I consider this a milestone, but...
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Week 3 Pac-10 Hoops Preview

January 13, 2010
By Constable Echelon
Week 3 Pac-10 Hoops Preview

I figure with UW out to a 1-3 conference start I ought to bring back last season’s Pac-10 Hoops Preview posts. To shake things up at least. I follow my favorite soccer team like a civilized sports fan. I check the score of Everton’s game after it happens. If they win? ...
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President Taft lauds 55 point performance of Brandon Jennings

November 15, 2009
By Constable Echelon
President Taft lauds 55 point performance of Brandon Jennings

President William Howard Taft joined Americans everywhere in admiration of Milwaukee Bucks rookie Brandon Jennings’ 55 point outburst against the Golden State Warriors on Saturday night. “This young negro in Milwaukee impressed all Americans with his ability to fill up the peach basket,” Taft gushed. “As excited as I was to review...
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Sonicsgate documentary is painful, worthwhile

October 13, 2009
By Constable Echelon

I’m actually not sure that watching this is a good use of your time. It made me angry. I guess when I say this documentary chronicling the demise of the NBA in Seattle is “worthwhile”, I’m saying that it is well made. Or something. The scene that stuck out to...
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Adam Morrison’s Underwhelming Run to the Ring

June 15, 2009
By Constable Echelon
Adam Morrison’s Underwhelming Run to the Ring

Constable Echelon Image: thebestsportsblog.com Here we are mere hours after the LA Lakers clinched the NBA title with a decisive Game 5 victory over the Magic in Orlando. Color me shocked that Hotdog didn’t immediately throw up a “OMG AMMO WINS NBA TITLE” post. I still feel like that is on the way, so...
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Nick Montana commits to UW

June 10, 2009
By Constable Echelon
Nick Montana commits to UW

Constable Echelon Image: educationmax.com The LA Times is reporting that QB Nick Montana has committed to the University of Washington. Nick, the son of NFL Hall of Famer Joe Montana, is Scout.com’s #13 ranked QB for 2010. This certainly takes a lot of the sting out of Skyline QB Jake Heaps’ commitment last week to BYU. Sark...
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Posted in Bark For Sark, Beast Tube, Ben Roethlisberger is a clown, College Football, DUBS!, Fideos, Football, Hoops, Husky Hoops, Nine Balls, Steve Sarkisian, Washington Huskies, beasttube, blogs love blogs, white people in the house god damn! | 5 Comments »

Call the legislative hotline

April 24, 2009
By Constable Echelon

Tell them you support Senate Bill 6116.  This will take you literally 60 seconds. 1-800-562-6000 Plenty of reasons to support the passage of the bill, which among other things provides financing options for the renovation of Key Arena as well as Husky Stadium: -Necessary to eventually force Clay Bennett to pay yet another $30 million for hijacking...
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Top 10 NBA Plays With Snoop Dogg

April 20, 2009
By Manny Faces

This is a delightful countdown of the best plays of the 2008-09 NBA season. Somehow scientists need to invent the option of having Snoop doing running commentary in a little box in the bottom of the screen for anything on TV.
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Fideo Friday: Husky Hoops Wrapup

April 17, 2009
By Manny Faces

Here is the 2008-2009 highlight film the team showed at their end of season banquet. Big ups to Jon Brockman, Dentmon, and Artem. Congrats to Cam Dollar too, but the Dawgs will miss him. Can’t wait til next season.
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