Archive for the ‘Lingerie Football’ Category

Lingerie Football Playoff Picture Coming Into Focus

Your hometown Seattle Mist are a near-lock for the Lingerie Football Playoffs in sunny Miami. Lingerie Bowl 7 will be aired on February 7th, but the four semifinalists won’t be finalized until the San Diego Seduction and Los Angeles Temptation on January 29th. Should San Diego win that game, or lose by less than 31 […]

Lingerie Football Review: Seattle Mist vs Dallas Desire

Last night, the Seattle Mist — Seattle’s Lingerie Football Team — pounded the previously undefeated Dallas Desire by a final score of 28-12. The win puts Seattle into the upcoming Lingerie Football playoffs. Go Mist! It was an exciting game filled with all manner of cheap shots and hot action. Dallas had not one, but […]

Monday’s Ginger Post

In order for the US team to advance to the semifinals of the Confederation Cup, they needed to beat Egypt by three goals. The US also needed Italy to lose by three goals to Brazil. Both those things somehow happened and the US advanced. But then also in the midst of those improbable games, this […]

Brett Favre Announces He Sucks Too Bad To Keep Sucking At Football

Brett Favre announced his retirement again today.  To give the legend a proper send-off, here is a guest post written by commentator LS-DubC. With all the absolutely terrible sports we had to endure in 2008 there has been one issue alone that has driven me to near homicidal levels of anger.  This post is an […]

Lingerie Bowl Cancelled!

Seattle Mist fans repent! It appears the Lingerie Football League has been unable to reach an agreement with the host venue — Caliente nudist resort. As Shutdown Corner reports, the league was apparently too conservative to consent to the resort’s wishes. Caliente actually wanted the game to be played in a clothing-optional area of the resort. […]

Lingerie Football! At Green Lake! THIS FRIDAY!!!

You read that correctly! This Friday, at 11 a.m., Seattle’s brand-spanking (I kill myself) new lingerie football team will be holding tryouts. Here’s a visual of what you are all no doubt thinking: Those are some beautiful babies breaking all the rules of love. Great abs on that one in white. Breathtaking, really. That picture’s […]