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H&F Reviews Invictus: It’s Pretty Decent!

December 10, 2009
By Hotdog
H&F Reviews Invictus: It’s Pretty Decent!

There aren’t a lot of good sports movies out there. The Blind Side, I’m told, is a pretty bland rendition of a dynamic book, the latest in a long series of formulaic sports movies. On Monday night, a few dear friends and I stood in an unending line of humanity to watch a sneak of...
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Mike Blowers is scary accurate

September 30, 2009
By Constable Echelon

Anybody still paying attention to the Mariners? I know I’m not, so thanks to Adam S. for passing this fantastic link along. The Mariners’ broadcast team does a “Pick to Click” feature where they highlight a player they believe is due for a notable performance. Last Sunday in Toronto, Mariners color...
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Sweet Tweet: Abdul Gaddy

September 28, 2009
By Constable Echelon
Sweet Tweet: Abdul Gaddy

I applaud Abdul Gaddy’s efforts to take our minds off whatever that was that happened on Saturday.
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The Pac-10 Is Cutting The Hawaii Bowl, Adding Alamo Bowl?

June 16, 2009
By Sager Bombs
The Pac-10 Is Cutting The Hawaii Bowl, Adding Alamo Bowl?

Fans of not very good teams being curiously rewarded will be sad to know that the Pac-10 isn’t even negotiating a possible renewal of its contract with the Hawaii Bowl.  Even more curious is the fact that both sides agreed to opt out of this year’s agreement.  The Hawaii Bowl people liked the fact...
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Area Senior Pegs M Bombs

May 15, 2009
By Constable Echelon

Echelon So I was listening to ESPNSeattle (It’s not Furness!) on my way to work Thursday afternoon, taking in the carnage after Brandon Morrow blew his second save in 17 hours. An older gentleman called in to share his take on the Bombs. “This team…we’re still coming out of the Bavasi era. And he...
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Tony Bennett Leaving WSU…for Virginia (??)

March 30, 2009
By Manny Faces
Tony Bennett Leaving WSU…for Virginia (??)

The Spokesman-Review reports that Tony Bennett is leaving Washington State to take the head-coaching spot at Virginia. The third-year Washington State coach held a team meeting with the players at 2 p.m. at Beasley Coliseum to announce his departure, according to a source within the athletic department. Bennett lead the Cougars to two NCAA appearances and...
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Wild Hawks To Seattle Sounders FC: This Is A FOOTBALL Stadium

March 17, 2009
By Hotdog
Wild Hawks To Seattle Sounders FC: This Is A FOOTBALL Stadium

Don’t forget to join our MLS Fantasy League! Details here. Nothing ruins an opening night like bird carcasses strewn about the stadium. According to a source close to the team, Seattle Sounders FC has abandoned plans to have doves fly around Qwest Field on Opening Night after at least three were killed by marauding hawks. During a...
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WSU Quarterback Passes Out At Police Station, Gets M.I.P.

February 23, 2009
By Manny Faces
WSU Quarterback Passes Out At Police Station, Gets M.I.P.

Manny Faces Police arrested Washington State University quarterback, Marshall Lobbestael, for minor in possession Saturday. KXLY.com reports: Pullman officers were in contact with Lobbestael twice on Saturday. The first run-in happened on College Hill when officers saw him carrying an unconscious woman. They took her into custody for MIP. About an hour after that officers found Lobbestael in the pickup truck...
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