Mysticism

Kenji Johjima Is Going Back To Japan

October 19, 2009
By Sager Bombs
Kenji Johjima Is Going Back To Japan

One thing is for certain, no one will ever say your time here was boring… In his first season with the team, Johjima hit .291 with 18 home runs and 76 RBIs in 144 games.  This was in a post-Ichiro landscape, but also a post-Chan Ho Park and So Taguchi world as well.  What...
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Mike Blowers is scary accurate

September 30, 2009
By Constable Echelon

Anybody still paying attention to the Mariners? I know I’m not, so thanks to Adam S. for passing this fantastic link along. The Mariners’ broadcast team does a “Pick to Click” feature where they highlight a player they believe is due for a notable performance. Last Sunday in Toronto, Mariners color...
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Fideo Friday: Cleveland And A Small-Dicked Wizard

April 24, 2009
By Manny Faces

This first one is safe for work. The second one is not, but it was too enjoyable not to post. Naked Wizard Tased By Reality from Tracy Anderson on Vimeo. Ouch.
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Jesus Squirrel Died For Your Sins

November 18, 2008
By Manny Faces
Jesus Squirrel Died For Your Sins

Repent ye and accept him as your Savior! The Kitsap Sun reports the man returned to his home Friday and found the crucified squirrel in a plastic bag on his porch. Squirrel Nailed To Cross In Bremerton (Seattle Times)
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The White Buffalo Prophecy — Or The Inverse Relationship Between Brett Favre and the Milwaukee Brewers

August 7, 2008
By Hotdog
The White Buffalo Prophecy — Or The Inverse Relationship Between Brett Favre and the Milwaukee Brewers

Rejoice, Brewers fans! Now that Brett Favre is out of Green Bay, you’re a virtual lock for the playoffs. For in accordance with the Sioux prophecy of the White Buffalo, Wisconsin can only hold one winning team at a time.
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Posted in Appleton, Brett Favre, Cheeseheads, Conspiracy, Eau Claire, Great Sioux Nation, Manny Parra, Mark Murphy, Milwaukee Brewers, Mysticism, Sioux, Sitting Bull, Wisconsin | 5 Comments »