OKC Can Suck My Balls

Sonicsgate documentary is painful, worthwhile

October 13, 2009
By Constable Echelon

I’m actually not sure that watching this is a good use of your time. It made me angry. I guess when I say this documentary chronicling the demise of the NBA in Seattle is “worthwhile”, I’m saying that it is well made. Or something. The scene that stuck out to...
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Jordan Hill vs. Blake Griffin: An Academic Comparison

March 6, 2009
By Manny Faces
Jordan Hill vs. Blake Griffin:  An Academic Comparison

Manny Faces I started writing this as a response to Constable’s Pac-10 preview below, where he discussed the merits of Jordan Hill over Blake Griffin.  I have decided to analyze their respective talents further by comparing their complementary big screen personas.  Let us begin… Jordan Hill is the Predator.  He cannot be killed by conventional...
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Aubrey McClendon Needs Cash

February 4, 2009
By Manny Faces
Aubrey McClendon Needs Cash

Manny Faces Aubrey McClendon of the Great Sonics Heist of ‘08 needs some money badly.  The Wall Street Journal reports the once-billionaire is selling his 9,000 bottle wine collection at auction. Sotheby’s says it expects the sale to fetch at least $5 million–not much for a former billionaire, but these days every little million helps. Even the...
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Fideo Friday: Spittin More Hot Fire

December 19, 2008
By Manny Faces
Fideo Friday:  Spittin More Hot Fire

Not really though. This idiot, MC Flame, made a rap to celebrate the 2-24 OKC Thunder. Flame says that Oklahoma City is “the city where we wanna live and where you wanna be”. I don’t think that is true on any account. He further undermines his credibility with the line...
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