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Fideo Friday: Major Lazer Freak Fest

January 29, 2010
By Manny Faces

Major Lazer “Pon De Floor” from Eric Wareheim on Vimeo. At the next party I go to you can bet I will be trying to spear a lucky lady from the top of a step ladder.
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Meet Matt Korobov

May 3, 2009
By Constable Echelon

Echelon Hard to believe, but Pacquiao-Hatton was the second biggest mismatch Saturday night. Matvey Korobov – who apparently goes by Matt – completely outclassed journeyman Anthony Bartinelli (no relation to the cider magnate). This video really misses by not having the slo mo replay of Korobov’s knockdown of Bartinelli, which reveals a flush...
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Did Leroy Hill fake his pot arrest?

February 15, 2009
By Constable Echelon
Did Leroy Hill fake his pot arrest?

Constable Echelon UPDATE: Leroy Hill gets the franchise tag anyway. Nice try, though. Leroy Hill was arrested on January 24th in Atlanta for misdemeanor marijuana possession. On the surface the arrest would appear to come at a terrible time for the free agent to be. But could it have been a calculated move by Hill...
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Skank to Darius Miles: “How Come You Ain’t Got No Jumpshot?”

October 28, 2008
By admin
Skank to Darius Miles: “How Come You Ain’t Got No Jumpshot?”

By Morristache There’s no better way to lead off an NBA column than with a Darius Miles anecdote – and this is a good one. Several years ago in Portland, Ore. a woman approached Darius at a club and had the following exchange:   Woman (in smooth voice): Hey Darius baby. D-Miles (in equally silky voice): Hey mama, what’s up? Woman:...
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Sarah Palin attempts to win over Philly crowd. Fails.

October 12, 2008
By Constable Echelon

The powers that be did their best to cover this up with a vaguely patriotic fanfare, but to no avail. Who in her campaign told her that appearing before a Philly crowd was a safe play? Who? Who is running this? These people boo everything! Even when they don’t...
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