Archive for the ‘Oregon Ducks’ Category

Ohio State vs Oregon Title Game Picks

The line we picked on was Oregon -6. Fig Jam: Oregon Constable Echelon: Oregon Dirty Wurm: Ohio State (hero)

Dear Pac-10 Commish Larry Scott: Step Up And Suspend Blount

Dear Mr. Scott- Mr. Scott, we haven’t had much of a chance to get to know each other up to this point.  That’s probably a good thing, but it would appear that your first real chance to make your presence known has arrived.  It has to do with ol’ Punchy McCrowdfighter, and his season long […]

Oregon: Stop Being Hypocritical While You Do The Right Thing

Oregon should be commended for taking swift action against LaGarrette Blount. If anything, they almost acted too fast and too strong. I don’t think anyone in the Pac-10 would have been shocked if he’d received a 4 game suspension and was back on the field for the conference stretch run. But hey, if Oregon wants […]

Hindsight is 20/20, Hilarious, and Awesome

Don’t forget to vote in the poll on whether or not LeGarrette Blount will be the national player of the year.  It’s in the article titled “Running Back LeGarrette Blount of Oregon Poised for Heisman Season?” I can’t decide how I’m going to vote just yet.  If only there was a mural in New York […]

LeGarrette Blount, Ducks implode

“An inauspicious start for Oregon under Chip Kelly.” -ESPN’s Mark Jones How could that have gone worse for Oregon? If you would have hit pause right as the clock hit all zeros of their 19-8 loss to Boise State, and then asked me what Oregon’s worst case scenario for the rest of the night might […]

Does Chip Kelly command your confidence?

I thought he was younger for some reason.

Pac 10 Football, Why your team is a joke

Fig Jam As we approach yet another Pac 10 football season there is much commentary on what each team has to look forward to in the coming season.  This is the time of the year for unbridled optimism.  To provide a little perspective in contrast to everyone’s rose bowl colored glasses, here is why your […]

Oregon believes it can fly, touch sky.

Fig Jam Well it’s late June again and everyone knows what that means:  The Oregon Institute of Fashion has unveiled its new uniforms and color patterns.  Gone are the heady days of faux steel plating and highlighter style coloration.  No longer will these next top models be caught wandering the playing fields in the all […]

Mike Bellotti out as Oregon’s head coach

Constable Echelon Huge news out of Oregon today that head football coach Mike Bellotti will step down to become Athletic Director. Image: The Dean of Pac-10 coaches is down. Pete Carroll is now the longest tenured football coach in the Pac-10. This news just dropped, so I’m going to hash out my initial reactions […]

Pac-10 Tourney Preview: Wednesday

Constable Echelon Even before Daddy Yankee brought the substance to the national consciousness, we all relied on gasolina. In this economy ™, I have two tips to ease your pain at the pump. Image: -Avoid Arco. No I’m not some gasoline purity snob. I just don’t think Arco is that much of a deal. […]