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Dear Pac-10 Commish Larry Scott: Step Up And Suspend Blount

October 2, 2009
By Sager Bombs

Dear Mr. Scott- Mr. Scott, we haven’t had much of a chance to get to know each other up to this point.  That’s probably a good thing, but it would appear that your first real chance to make your presence known has arrived.  It has to do with ol’ Punchy McCrowdfighter, and his season long...
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Oregon: Stop Being Hypocritical While You Do The Right Thing

September 9, 2009
By Sager Bombs
Oregon: Stop Being Hypocritical While You Do The Right Thing

Oregon should be commended for taking swift action against LaGarrette Blount. If anything, they almost acted too fast and too strong. I don’t think anyone in the Pac-10 would have been shocked if he’d received a 4 game suspension and was back on the field for the conference stretch run. But hey, if Oregon...
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Hindsight is 20/20, Hilarious, and Awesome

September 4, 2009
By Sager Bombs

Don’t forget to vote in the poll on whether or not LeGarrette Blount will be the national player of the year.  It’s in the article titled “Running Back LeGarrette Blount of Oregon Poised for Heisman Season?” I can’t decide how I’m going to vote just yet.  If only there was a mural in New York...
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LeGarrette Blount, Ducks implode

September 4, 2009
By Constable Echelon

“An inauspicious start for Oregon under Chip Kelly.” -ESPN’s Mark Jones How could that have gone worse for Oregon? If you would have hit pause right as the clock hit all zeros of their 19-8 loss to Boise State, and then asked me what Oregon’s worst case scenario for the rest of the night...
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Pac 10 Football, Why your team is a joke

August 24, 2009
By Fig Jam
Pac 10 Football, Why your team is a joke

Fig Jam As we approach yet another Pac 10 football season there is much commentary on what each team has to look forward to in the coming season.  This is the time of the year for unbridled optimism.  To provide a little perspective in contrast to everyone’s rose bowl colored glasses, here is why your...
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Oregon believes it can fly, touch sky.

June 24, 2009
By Fig Jam
Oregon believes it can fly, touch sky.

Fig Jam Well it’s late June again and everyone knows what that means:  The Oregon Institute of Fashion has unveiled its new uniforms and color patterns.  Gone are the heady days of faux steel plating and highlighter style coloration.  No longer will these next top models be caught wandering the playing fields in the all...
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Mike Bellotti out as Oregon’s head coach

March 13, 2009
By Constable Echelon
Mike Bellotti out as Oregon’s head coach

Constable Echelon Huge news out of Oregon today that head football coach Mike Bellotti will step down to become Athletic Director. Image: bleacherreport.com The Dean of Pac-10 coaches is down. Pete Carroll is now the longest tenured football coach in the Pac-10. This news just dropped, so I’m going to hash out my...
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Pac-10 Tourney Preview: Wednesday

March 11, 2009
By Constable Echelon
Pac-10 Tourney Preview: Wednesday

Constable Echelon Even before Daddy Yankee brought the substance to the national consciousness, we all relied on gasolina. In this economy ™, I have two tips to ease your pain at the pump. Image: haydenpanettierefans.com -Avoid Arco. No I’m not some gasoline purity snob. I just don’t think Arco is that much...
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Week 8 Pac 10 Wrap: Dubs Edition

February 24, 2009
By Fig Jam
Week 8 Pac 10 Wrap:  Dubs Edition

Fig Jam Hard to focus on Pac 10 basketball right now with the Lobestaal mania that has swept… well basically just this site and other blogs where Husky and Cougar fans like to fight about stuff.  But I’ll do my best to break down what happened in the world of hoops this past week. Big Winner(s):...
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