Oregon Will Ruin Your Children

Dear Mr. Scott- Mr. Scott, we haven’t had much of a chance to get to know each other up to this point.  That’s probably a good thing, but it would appear that your first real chance to make your presence known has arrived.  It has to do with ol’ Punchy McCrowdfighter, and his season long...
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Oregon should be commended for taking swift action against LaGarrette Blount. If anything, they almost acted too fast and too strong. I don’t think anyone in the Pac-10 would have been shocked if he’d received a 4 game suspension and was back on the field for the conference stretch run. But hey, if Oregon...
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Don’t forget to vote in the poll on whether or not LeGarrette Blount will be the national player of the year.  It’s in the article titled “Running Back LeGarrette Blount of Oregon Poised for Heisman Season?” I can’t decide how I’m going to vote just yet.  If only there was a mural in New York...
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Look at these jerseys in development over at OSU with… imaginary beaver tails on the shoulders?  It’s no Ed Hardy Duck Wing (seriously, you KNOW Jon Gosselin has one of those jerseys) but still.  What the fuck is going on in that state?  This shit wouldn’t fly in any other conference, and in 30 years...
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“An inauspicious start for Oregon under Chip Kelly.” -ESPN’s Mark Jones How could that have gone worse for Oregon? If you would have hit pause right as the clock hit all zeros of their 19-8 loss to Boise State, and then asked me what Oregon’s worst case scenario for the rest of the night...
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I thought he was younger for some reason.
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Constable Echelon Huge news out of Oregon today that head football coach Mike Bellotti will step down to become Athletic Director. Image: bleacherreport.com The Dean of Pac-10 coaches is down. Pete Carroll is now the longest tenured football coach in the Pac-10. This news just dropped, so I’m going to hash out my...
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Constable Echelon Even before Daddy Yankee brought the substance to the national consciousness, we all relied on gasolina. In this economy ™, I have two tips to ease your pain at the pump. Image: haydenpanettierefans.com -Avoid Arco. No I’m not some gasoline purity snob. I just don’t think Arco is that much...
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Sager Bombs I don’t really have much to add than the headline.  Colorado was two and Eugene was three.  Oklahoma and Salt Lake City were not ranked.  So, yeah.  We don’t have much but the beer is still fantastic.  So we’ve got that going for us. Also: I miss the Olympia stubby.  Cheap, delicious, and it came with...
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Sager Bombs 1.  Never forget: Mike Belotti as a husband and a father = iffy at best.  1 divorce and 2 DUIs for his son.  2.  Oregon can’t trust their citizens to pump their own gas.  Why?  Too complicated.  3.  Oregon has one of the worst education systems in the country.  No really.  Click that link.  Lowest...
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