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Ohio State vs Oregon Title Game Picks

The line we picked on was Oregon -6. Fig Jam: Oregon Constable Echelon: Oregon Dirty Wurm: Ohio State (hero)

11.03.11 Pac-12 Football Podcast – Fuck Oregon

Oregon at Washington this week. I’m sure other things are happening, and yeah we’re going to talk about WSU at Cal in a “losing coach might lose his job” special, but the focus is on Montlake. Click below to enjoy! 11.03.11 Pac-12 Football Podcast

01.11.11 Pac-10 Football Podcast – Washington Wins, Oregon Loses

Washington wins and Oregon loses. That’s how years should begin. We taped this show reveling in Auburn’s victory over Oregon in the BCS title game. We hate to sound like WSU fans, but somehow when your rival loses you feel a little better. Of course you feel a lot better when your team wins their […]

Dear Pac-10 Commish Larry Scott: Step Up And Suspend Blount

Dear Mr. Scott- Mr. Scott, we haven’t had much of a chance to get to know each other up to this point.  That’s probably a good thing, but it would appear that your first real chance to make your presence known has arrived.  It has to do with ol’ Punchy McCrowdfighter, and his season long […]

Oregon: Stop Being Hypocritical While You Do The Right Thing

Oregon should be commended for taking swift action against LaGarrette Blount. If anything, they almost acted too fast and too strong. I don’t think anyone in the Pac-10 would have been shocked if he’d received a 4 game suspension and was back on the field for the conference stretch run. But hey, if Oregon wants […]

Hindsight is 20/20, Hilarious, and Awesome

Don’t forget to vote in the poll on whether or not LeGarrette Blount will be the national player of the year.  It’s in the article titled “Running Back LeGarrette Blount of Oregon Poised for Heisman Season?” I can’t decide how I’m going to vote just yet.  If only there was a mural in New York […]

Oregon State Wants To Be As Ugly As Oregon (Jerseys Only, Not Punching)

Look at these jerseys in development over at OSU with… imaginary beaver tails on the shoulders?  It’s no Ed Hardy Duck Wing (seriously, you KNOW Jon Gosselin has one of those jerseys) but still.  What the fuck is going on in that state?  This shit wouldn’t fly in any other conference, and in 30 years we […]

LeGarrette Blount, Ducks implode

“An inauspicious start for Oregon under Chip Kelly.” -ESPN’s Mark Jones How could that have gone worse for Oregon? If you would have hit pause right as the clock hit all zeros of their 19-8 loss to Boise State, and then asked me what Oregon’s worst case scenario for the rest of the night might […]

Does Chip Kelly command your confidence?

I thought he was younger for some reason.

Mike Bellotti out as Oregon’s head coach

Constable Echelon Huge news out of Oregon today that head football coach Mike Bellotti will step down to become Athletic Director. Image: The Dean of Pac-10 coaches is down. Pete Carroll is now the longest tenured football coach in the Pac-10. This news just dropped, so I’m going to hash out my initial reactions […]