Seattle Seahawks

The HD&F Endorsement – Seahawks Should Sign QB Troy Smith

March 9, 2010
By Sager Bombs
The HD&F Endorsement – Seahawks Should Sign QB Troy Smith

One of the more underrated “what-if” scenarios of all time involves Ravens backup QB Troy Smith.  After a great rookie campaign that had many for him to take over the starting job from Kyle Boller (I know I know…), he was slated to start for the Ravens in 2008.  During the preseason he caught a rare...
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Yes, Seahawks should get Brandon Marshall!

March 7, 2010
By Hotdog
Yes, Seahawks should get Brandon Marshall!

There’s some debates on teh intertubes and teh faceboxes of whether the Seahawks should add Brandon Marshall. The answer is…YES! What people seem to forget is that Brandon Marshall’s “character issues” started occurring after his best friend Darrent Williams was gunned down in his car by some Denver gang members. Gang members, who, presumably told...
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Pete Carroll Brings Some LOLs

January 25, 2010
By Manny Faces

Pete Carroll’s Trip to Seattle Delayed
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Forget The Seahawks’ #6 Pick In The Draft – The #14 Pick Will Define The Team

January 18, 2010
By Sager Bombs
Forget The Seahawks’ #6 Pick In The Draft – The #14 Pick Will Define The Team

To say that the Seahawks current offseason is one of great importance is sort of like saying a kick to the balls can be something of great discomfort.  A new head coach, staff, and front office would be more than enough for any team to experience growing pains.  But there’s a lot more on the...
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Pete Carroll to Seahawks?

January 8, 2010
By Hotdog
Pete Carroll to Seahawks?

Chris Mortensen is reporting that possibility on Sportscenter. Does Carroll deserve another shot at the NFL? He wasn’t a terrible coach in New England, if you look at his career record of 33-31. The energetic 58-year old was profiled by L.A. magazine in a piece that will absorb the next hour of your life. He...
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A Tale Of Two Teams With Tempered Expectations

September 8, 2009
By Sager Bombs
A Tale Of Two Teams With Tempered Expectations

Lost in the shadow of the Huskies non-embarrassing debut is the fact the Seahawks kick off the regular season this weekend. Remember the Seahawks? The team that went to the Super Bowl a few years ago? One disastrous injury plagued season has scuffed the shine of the region’s most popular local team. This preseason...
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Posted in DUBS!, Douchebags, Seattle Seahawks, T.J. Houshmandzadeh (Championship!), Washington Huskies | 5 Comments »

Why Roger Goodell Deserves Props from Climbing Mt. Rainier

July 10, 2009
By admin
Why Roger Goodell Deserves Props from Climbing Mt. Rainier

Written by special correspondent White Ghost Recently, NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell and Seahawks coach Jim Mora Jr. climbed Mt. Rainier. As someone who climbed that peak just days before them, I can vouch for the difficulty of that task. Physically it’s the hardest thing I’ve ever done in my life. Nine miles and 9,000 vertical...
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Wild Hawks To Seattle Sounders FC: This Is A FOOTBALL Stadium

March 17, 2009
By Hotdog
Wild Hawks To Seattle Sounders FC: This Is A FOOTBALL Stadium

Don’t forget to join our MLS Fantasy League! Details here. Nothing ruins an opening night like bird carcasses strewn about the stadium. According to a source close to the team, Seattle Sounders FC has abandoned plans to have doves fly around Qwest Field on Opening Night after at least three were killed by marauding hawks. During a...
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Attention Free Agents: Jim Mora Will Hold Your Watch

March 11, 2009
By Sager Bombs
Attention Free Agents: Jim Mora Will Hold Your Watch

Sager Bombs Not sure how I missed this fantastic LA Times piece on the recruiting of TJ Houshmandzadeh, but it really shows how badass the Seahawks are when it comes to selling the franchise to free agents.  Read it.  See what the prize package entails: -Paul Allen’s private jet picked up TJ and flew him and the...
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