Soccer

EPL Fantasy is back for 2010!

July 27, 2010
By Hotdog
EPL Fantasy is back for 2010!

Hey everyone, Not only have we gotten pretty good participation in our past soccer fantasy leagues, but people are having a really fun time. Want proof? Here are some testimonials from past participants. “Hotdog thanks for putting this awesome World Cup league together! I had a ton of fun although there’s no way I...
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Posted in Fantasy, Fernando Torres, Soccer | 1 Comment »

2009 MLS Expansion Draft Predictions

November 24, 2009
By admin
2009 MLS Expansion Draft Predictions

After correctly predicting a measly two of 10 in last year’s Expansion Draft Preview, we’re back again and hoping to improve on our record. This year’s it’s the Philadelphia Union’s turn. On Wednesday morning at 10 a.m. PST, the Union will select 10 players to form the core of their new team. The rules...
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Posted in , MLS, Soccer, Sounders, Sounders FC | 7 Comments »

Everton to add Valencia’s Ever Banega on loan (…maybe)

August 19, 2009
By Constable Echelon

Fresh off of last weekend’s near upset of Arsenal, David Moyes has been been trying to add talent to Everton in an effort to avoid relegation crash the top four. The problem as always with Everton is a lack of money. Adam Smith was quoted once as saying, “Everton are so po’, they can’t...
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Posted in Beast Tube, Conspiracy, Fideos, Soccer, beasttube | 2 Comments »

The Five Best Players on the Sounders FC Roster

July 15, 2009
By Hotdog
The Five Best Players on the Sounders FC Roster

1.    Kasey Keller Simply put, Keller’s the best goalkeeper in Major League Soccer history. I defy anyone to refute this. The only possible argument against is that he’s only played half a season so far. But his performances so far for an expansion team have been off the charts. After fretting about the state...
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Posted in Soccer, Sounders, Sounders FC | 1 Comment »

Sometimes, there actually are points for 2nd place

June 29, 2009
By Fig Jam
Sometimes, there actually are points for 2nd place

Fig Jam One of my favorite movie quotes comes from “Top Gun” when Viper (Tom Skerritt), the hardnosed flight instructor charged with running the Navy’s Top Gum program, stares out into a briefing room full of hotshot young pilots and cooly declares, “Remember Gentlemen, There are no points for second place.”  Generally, when it comes to sports I...
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Posted in Soccer, US Soccer | 7 Comments »

Then you go and do something like this, and TOTALLY redeem yourself

June 25, 2009
By Fig Jam
Then you go and do something like this, and TOTALLY redeem yourself

Fig Jam So, for a brief period I am going to take a break from criticizing the US Mens Soccer team.  Yesterday’s win over Spain was epic and bought the squad sufficient capital to carry them through next summer’s World Cup.  I have to admit that the victory was an absolute shock to me (and...
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Posted in , Beast Tube, Boobs, Soccer, US Soccer, beasttube | 1 Comment »

Monday’s Ginger Post

June 22, 2009
By Manny Faces

In order for the US team to advance to the semifinals of the Confederation Cup, they needed to beat Egypt by three goals. The US also needed Italy to lose by three goals to Brazil. Both those things somehow happened and the US advanced. But then also in the midst of those improbable games,...
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Is Bob Bradley the answer for US Soccer?

June 18, 2009
By Constable Echelon
Is Bob Bradley the answer for US Soccer?

The United States performance thus far in the Confederations Cup has been disturbing. Obviously Italy and Brazil are no one’s idea of a favorable draw, but Bob Bradley’s team often appears listless and without ideas. Since the 1994 World Cup, the United States Men’s National Team has attempted to build itself with a succession...
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Posted in Beast Tube, Football, MLS, NCAA Tournament, Soccer, UCLA Bruins, beasttube | 10 Comments »

Giuseppe Rossi is an asshole

June 15, 2009
By Hotdog
Giuseppe Rossi is an asshole

First he decides to spurn the country of his birth to play for Italy. And then he scores a stunner against us in the Confederations Cup. Total dick move. You know who else is a dick? Daniele De Rossi. He gets suspended for four games for elbowing Brian McBride in the head and then...
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Should Sounders FC trade Fredy Montero?

June 14, 2009
By Hotdog
Should Sounders FC trade Fredy Montero?

Blasphemy? Perhaps. But I believe Seattle would be well-served to offload Fredy Montero if, and only if, they could replace him with a speedy, goal-nosed striker. Real Salt Lake’s Robbie Findley, the Oregon State graduate, comes to mind. As this article attests, the Sounders have had difficulty finding the right balance with Freddie Ljungberg...
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Posted in Soccer, Sounders, Sounders FC | 8 Comments »

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