Archive for the ‘Women’ Category

Skank to Darius Miles: “How Come You Ain’t Got No Jumpshot?”

Tuesday, October 28th, 2008
By Morristache

There’s no better way to lead off an NBA column than with a Darius Miles anecdote - and this is a good one. Several years ago in Portland, Ore. a woman approached Darius at a club and had the following exchange:
 
Woman (in smooth voice): Hey Darius baby.
D-Miles (in equally silky voice): Hey mama, what’s up?
Woman: How come you ain’t got no jumpshot?
D-Miles: (silence)
 
If a woman wearing a skank top and six-inch heels makes fun of your jumper, maybe you should get out of the NBA. Just a thought.

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Darius Miles' Ride

Where Darius Miles' Ride Happens

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Dear Diary: UW vs. Oregon State

Saturday, October 18th, 2008

Manny Faces

I decided to miss attending this one in person just in case I needed to commit an emergency suicide.  So come join Bea Arthur (my bong) and I on the couch as we enjoyed this afternoon’s crapfest.

Unfortunately, this was not the story today.

"Sometimes" did not include today.

Continue to read after the jump if you want to relive the punishment:

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Sarah Palin attempts to win over Philly crowd. Fails.

Sunday, October 12th, 2008

The powers that be did their best to cover this up with a vaguely patriotic fanfare, but to no avail. Who in her campaign told her that appearing before a Philly crowd was a safe play? Who? Who is running this? These people boo everything! Even when they don’t have a reason.

She might have had better luck at the Apollo, which you could also read as “Bad decision”.

This quote from the Philly Inquirer made me laugh.

Outside Broad Street, waiting for Palin to leave, one man was heard saying, “Let’s stone her, old school.”

And no I don’t support stoning her. It just made me laugh. Get off my back.

DO NOT threaten my Fantasy Football existence

Tuesday, August 19th, 2008

Fig Jam

Courtesy of withleather.com this morning I see that a new organization has sprung up.  WAFS - or Women Against Fantasy Sports.  They even have a website (sort of).  my reaction to this:  Good Fucking Luck!  In all seriousness ladies, you DO NOT want to have this conversation with us.  Not now, not ever. 

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