Your hometown Seattle Mist are a near-lock for the Lingerie Football Playoffs in sunny Miami. Lingerie Bowl 7 will be aired on February 7th, but the four semifinalists won’t be finalized until the San Diego Seduction and Los Angeles Temptation on January 29th. Should San Diego win that game, or lose by less than...
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Since nothing is really happening right now, I’d thought I’d brighten this site with some pictures of Husky Cheerleaders I stole from facebook.
More Boner Jamz after the break!!
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Andy Roddick has made over 15 million dollars in his tennis career, and countless more through endorsements. Last year the 2003 US Open winner famously married the absurdly beautiful Brooklyn Decker.
You can imagine it would be difficult to look at this resume and decide you need to overhaul your life. ...
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Constable Echelon
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Simply put, fuck you all. Fuck each and every last one of you. Seriously. Fuck you good and hard.
For the University of Washington Huskies are the champions of the Women’s Collegiate Softball Universe.
“But wait, Echelon, you don’t care about women’s softball!”
May I refer you to...
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From his award-winning film Wicker Man:
Now head over to Gunaxin.com where they compiled quite a collection of the hottest girls of the Final Four. Really a disturbingly large collection of babes.
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Hey Sounders Fans! Join the official H&F MLS Fantasy league!
Last year’s competition featured a tremendous late-season surge by Hose. In the face of furious boredom, Hose updated his team just often enough to pip Hotdog for the trophy. (I think this is what happened – I don’t actually remember.)
In 2008, we also saw a...
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Constable Echelon
JINX ALERT: YESTERDAY’S PAC-10 TOURNEY PICKS WENT 2-0. IMMACULATE BRACULET STILL IN PLAY.
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A week ago at this time I was enjoying day one of a long weekend with my wife out of town. How did I celebrate? By doing the exact same shit I do when she’s here….except guilt...
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Manny Faces
Police arrested Washington State University quarterback, Marshall Lobbestael, for minor in possession Saturday.
KXLY.com reports:
Pullman officers were in contact with Lobbestael twice on Saturday. The first run-in happened on College Hill when officers saw him carrying an unconscious woman. They took her into custody for MIP.
About an hour after that officers found Lobbestael in the pickup truck...
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Sager Bombs
I suppose the bar was set pretty low though. I kid, I kid. Anyway, looks like HR was greasing the skids for Griffey to come back to Seattle by working the phones on the team’s behalf.
Mariners president Chuck Armstrong told MLB.com on Wednesday night he received a phone call from former Mariners infielder and MLB...
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