Manny Faces

Born on the shores of Guam after a drunken sailor made love to a manatee, Manuel “Manny” Faces has always had a natural passion for sports. After failing to adapt to the grueling manatee lifestyle, Manny was sold to an evil billionaire homosexual couple. They brought him into the United States at the tender age of seven, and Manny was instantly thrust into the world of underground banjo dueling. After earning enough blood money to buy his freedom from his owners, Manny did what any newly freed man would do – become addicted to drugs and hardcore pornography.

A 10-year crystal meth binge left his body covered with orange hairs. In order to pay back his debts to a violent meth dealer, Manny was forced to steal jewelry from the guests at high-class hotels. This heart-wrenching tale of addiction and indentured servitude was retold in the Hollywood blockbuster “Dunston Checks In”.

The taste of Hollywood inspired Manny to become a screenwriter. He now spends most of his days writing and submitting scripts to the major studios. His past projects include “Monster’s Ball II: Electric Boogaloo”, “Transformobots”, “Outerspace Fist Fight Tournament”, “I Accidentally Got Gangbanged 12″, and, of course, the final two chapters of the “Dunston” trilogy, “Dunston Checks In 2: Rehab” and “Dunston Relapses”.