10.06.2016 Pac-12 Football Podcast – Washington humiliates Stanford

Holy shit Dawgs that’s how you feel? THAT’S HOW YOU FEEL? We’re daring to dream this week on the Pac-12 podcast. Rose Bowl? Playoff? Eaaaaaasssy. The dream is merely beating a terrible, injury-ravaged, freshman-qb-starting-maybe Oregon team.

Elsewhere! Oh yeah the Cougarinos ran for 280 yards in a laugher against Oregon. What happened to you, Oregon? WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU!!? Please god let it continue to happen to you. USC dominated ASU. UCLA handled Arizona. And ohhhhhhh those Buffaloes.

THIS WEEK! Washington-Oregon. Please God I ask for so little. Some other games happen, but this is why I’m here and why you’re here. We pick every game against the spread. Click the link below to enjoy!

10.06.2016 Pac-12 Football Podcast

09.28.2016 Pac-12 Football Podcast – Ralphie Stuns the Ducks

Hey Colorado has looked pretty decent this year shame about Sefo WAIT WHAT HOW? Colorado took a redshirt freshman qb into Autzen and beat Oregon. It was not a fluke. Colorado beat them. Elsewhere, Utah and Stanford relied on late heroics to dispatch USC and UCLA respectively. The Dawgs hung on to beat Arizona in overtime in a game they’ve been losing for years. We’re not as mad as we should be about it?

And now, a top-10 matchup in Husky Stadium on Friday night on ESPN. The Huskies are favored even. If any time is the time…(it’s next week but let’s win this one too.) USC is a stunning home favorite to ASU in a line so dumb I’m riding with it. Duckaroos and Cougarinos meet up on the Palouse to try to get their seasons back on track. ONLY ONE CAN. We pick every game against the spread. Click the link below to enjoy!

09.28.2016 Pac-12 Football Podcast

09.21.2016 Pac-12 Football Podcast – Cal’s Texans Beat Texas

How about Sonny Dykes and Davis Webb? Has to feel good to get one over on the state school with its own network. WSU is off the schnide, ASU looks troubled against UTSA, and Stanford contributed to an impending Clay Helton implosion in Troy. Wait, Oregon appears to be going for two again. It failed.

This week? More conference games! Duckaroos host Colorado. Dawgs travel to Arizona. USC takes a freshman qb to Utah. This will end well for them! We pick every game against the spread. Click the link below to enjoy!

09.21.2016 Pac-12 Football Podcast

09.15.2016 Pac-12 Football Podcast – Leach hates participation trophies, accountability

Cougarinos bungled the clock late at Boise, thwarting their customarily competent comeback. Arizona State and Texas Tech shot it the fuck out in Tempe. Arizona struggled with Grambling State. Otherwise? Chalky, boring week in the Pac-12.

Fig Jam thinks Mike Leach should look in the mirror. I use Leach as a vessel to rail against baby boomers. We like UW’s non-conference schedule as a confidence builder.

Colorado and Michigan are running ’94 back! USC is going to Stanford! Oregon is going to Nebraska! These threaten to be games! We pick every Pac-12 game against the spread. Click the link below to enjoy!

09.15.2016 Pac-12 Football Podcast

09.07.2016 Pac-12 Football Podcast – Mixed Bag Out of the Gate

Colorado and Washington good. Oregon, Stanford, Utah fine. Oregon State fine in a loss. UCLA fair. USC and Washington State bad.

Are the Trojans in trouble? Can WSU rebound again from an FCS loss? Will Washington have first place votes in the AP poll before they play a viable opponent? All this and we pick every game against the spread. Click the link below to enjoy!

09.07.2016 Pac-12 Football Podcast mp3

08.31.2016 Pac-12 Football Podcasts – Welcome Back Football!

That’s one way to do it! Cal took care of Hawaii but not the spread in Australia AND WE’RE OFF.

Dawgs are overrated, and otherwise we don’t know much about anything. I rant about ESPN using remote announcers for Hawaii – Cal even though I didn’t know if that was the case (IT TURNED OUT IT WAS). We pick some games. You know how this works. We pick every game against the spread. Click the link below to enjoy!

08.31.2016 Pac-12 Football Podcast mp3

12.03.2015 Pac-12 Football Podcast – USC with another underwhelming hire

Dawgs dominated a backup qb in the Apple Cup. Upon review the game counts and WSU sucks. Fig Jam delights in Mike Leach winning coach of the year for a season that would get you fired at other Pac-12 programs. USC made a blech hire in Clay Helton. Other games were played and we talk about them. Then we pick the title game against the spread.

Click the link below to enjoy!

12.03.2015 Pac-12 Football Podcast

11.26.2015 Pac-12 Football Podcast – Dawgs Stomp Oregon State Who Cares

Washington demolished Oregon State in Corvallis and nobody gives a shit b/c you should. They’re bad. If you have any claim to being a real team that’s what should happen. Luke Falk went out of his second straight game w/ apparent head trauma. I think he’s going to play against UW but Fig Jam disagrees. Either way I hope he doesn’t injure his brain further.

USC and UCLA battle it out for LA and the Pac-12 South. Apple Cup. Civil War. Whatever Utah-Colorado is. We pick every game against the spread. Click the link below to enjoy!

11.25.2015 Pac-12 Football Podcast

11.18.2015 Pac-12 Football Podcast – Petersen loses a lot for an elite coach

Dawgs gag one in the desert, running the futility streak against ASU to 14 ridiculous years. Go figure, ya know? Duckaroos get over on Stanford. Cougarinos come up big in the clutch against the Fighting Moras. And USC no show wins against meek Colorado. The South is up for grabs between USC, UCLA, and Utah. Who cares tho. The relevant players in the North need Cal to beat Stanford. Likely? NO! But THAT’s why they play the games! (Cal will lose.)

We pick every Pac-12 game against the spread. Click the link below to enjoy!

11.18.2015 Pac-12 Football Podcast

11.12.2015 Pac-12 Football Podcast – Gotta Love These Cougarinos

Well, I have to love these Cougs at least. Fig Jam not so much. WSU lost the opener to Portland State and are now bowl eligible after putting it on ASU. Washington blew a winnable game against Utah. Some other shit happened. Who gives a shit.

We pick every game against the spread. Click the link below to enjoy!

11.12.2015 Pac-12 Football Podcast