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Match Report: Liverpool 2, Aston Villa 1 (Saturday, August 11, 2007) Sure we came away with the victory, but after watching Liverpool’s opening match I’m afraid it will be more of the same and another third place in the EPL (or, actually, we are supposed to call it the BPL – Barclay’s Premier League). The main...
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By Fig Jam If there’s one thing I hate, it’s going to my favorite college sports website (www.dawgman.com) and finding that there has not been an update since the last time I visited 30 minutes ago. What the hell? Do I not pay $9.95 a month to this site?   Now football practices have...
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I don’t know what the deal is lately, but Asian duets have been cracking me up. Hilarious Lip Sync Duet – Watch more free videos
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Via the outstanding Blazers Blog – You can buy Brandon Roy’s custom built Dodge Charger on eBay. Apparently my bid of $19.00 was beaten awhile ago. Nevertheless, I would hope that they haven’t detailed the inside of this car yet. It is worth the price alone just to take a big whiff of the...
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If there is one thing that bitches just don’t understand, it’s the importance of fantasy football.  To put it in proper perspective let me just say this: It is the most important thing in my life for five months out of the year.  Further, when I say “most important,” I am including all aspects...
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By Constable Echelon You don’t talk about running backs in the NFL anymore. Sure, there’s the odd transcendent talent like Reggie Bush who just can’t be ignored, but for the most part you focus on the situation. (Did that network color analyst shtick come off there? I was telling you your business. It...
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We all know one things for sure — Manny hates Australians. With their giggly backsides, complete butchering of the English language, and superior cutlery (You think this isn’t a knife, motherfucker?), they are truly the scum of the earth. Nevertheless, every once and awhile someone will escape that godforsaken island and make...
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For those of you not paying attention to women’s golf (and it had better be all of you), good news. There is now an acceptable reason to follow the sport. Natilie Gulbis has won an LPGA event and is now a legitimate pro. If you have never seen Ms. Gulbis, then...
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By Constable Echelon Note: “Established” writers would advise one to put up columns prior to or immediately following the conclusion of the sporting event discussed. In the real world Echelon does things half way, abandons them, and then decides to submit the old thing instead of trying to create something new almost a week...
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If, like me, you get frustrated when Chris Reitsma or Ryan Hyphen-Smith gets knocked around in the late innings of a close game, you must remember that it didn’t have to be that way. For the past couple months, a perfectly serviceable Major-League reliever has been wasting away at AAA Tacoma. His name was Julio...
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Two Alaskans Singing – Watch more free videos
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By Hotdog   When the whole NBA match-fixing scandal hit, I couldn’t help but feel vindication. I’ve been saying the NBA has been fixed for years.   When the story broke, the mayor of Las Vegas claimed that this news wouldn’t hurt his city’s chance on landing an NBA franchise in the near future.   At first I...
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In glancing over the newly revamped roster of the Seattle Supersonics, one can’t help but notice the striking similarities the starting five possesses to some of our favorite rappers in the hip-hop game. Okay… maybe it’s not as obvious to you as it is to Swish Beats. Let me break it down. PG: Luke Ridnour/Eminem –...
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