Posts Tagged ‘beasttube’

Chris Andersen Playing Like There’s Meth In The Gatorade

Hotdog It’s Cinco de Drinko in Seattle. What better day to share one of my favorite Mexi-jokes, (which I heard from Manny)? Q: What kind of cans do they have in Mexico?

Kentucky Basketball: What’s wrong with pride?

Constable Echelon This started as a comment on Fig Jam’s excellent post regarding the Kentucky coaching situation, but I decided it could use its own post. My poor paraphrase of Fig Jam’s post (just read it, he says it better than me) is that Kentucky had no business firing Tubby Smith because he was a […]

Mike Bellotti out as Oregon’s head coach

Constable Echelon Huge news out of Oregon today that head football coach Mike Bellotti will step down to become Athletic Director. Image: bleacherreport.com The Dean of Pac-10 coaches is down. Pete Carroll is now the longest tenured football coach in the Pac-10. This news just dropped, so I’m going to hash out my initial reactions […]

Pac-10 Tourney Preview: Thursday

Constable Echelon JINX ALERT: YESTERDAY’S PAC-10 TOURNEY PICKS WENT 2-0. IMMACULATE BRACULET STILL IN PLAY. Image: pwbeat.publishersweekly.com A week ago at this time I was enjoying day one of a long weekend with my wife out of town. How did I celebrate? By doing the exact same shit I do when she’s here….except guilt free! […]

Pac-10 Tourney Preview: Wednesday

Constable Echelon Even before Daddy Yankee brought the substance to the national consciousness, we all relied on gasolina. In this economy ™, I have two tips to ease your pain at the pump. Image: haydenpanettierefans.com -Avoid Arco. No I’m not some gasoline purity snob. I just don’t think Arco is that much of a deal. […]

Jon Brockman on Jim Rome is Burning 3/6

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Tideo Tuesday: Nate Robinson Honors Will Ferrell

Echelon A red hot video week gets hotter. Shake and Bake.

Week 8 Pac-10 Hoops Preview

Constable Echelon FSN is married to that court level angle that inevitably leads to the viewer missing game action. I call that fucker “The Regional Emmy” camera. “Oooh look at us! We’re shooting this game so unconVEN-tionally! Recognize our directorial choices!” I try to look past the Dan Belluomini. I love Marques Johnson. I enjoy […]

Did Leroy Hill fake his pot arrest?

Constable Echelon UPDATE: Leroy Hill gets the franchise tag anyway. Nice try, though. Leroy Hill was arrested on January 24th in Atlanta for misdemeanor marijuana possession. On the surface the arrest would appear to come at a terrible time for the free agent to be. But could it have been a calculated move by Hill […]