Posts Tagged ‘Beasttube.com’

Suck it world! UW Softball National Champions!

Constable Echelon Image: ncaachampionmagazine.org Simply put, fuck you all. Fuck each and every last one of you. Seriously. Fuck you good and hard. For the University of Washington Huskies are the champions of the Women’s Collegiate Softball Universe. “But wait, Echelon, you don’t care about women’s softball!” May I refer you to the first line […]

Chris Andersen Playing Like There’s Meth In The Gatorade

Hotdog It’s Cinco de Drinko in Seattle. What better day to share one of my favorite Mexi-jokes, (which I heard from Manny)? Q: What kind of cans do they have in Mexico?

Wild Hawks To Seattle Sounders FC: This Is A FOOTBALL Stadium

Don’t forget to join our MLS Fantasy League! Details here. Nothing ruins an opening night like bird carcasses strewn about the stadium. According to a source close to the team, Seattle Sounders FC has abandoned plans to have doves fly around Qwest Field on Opening Night after at least three were killed by marauding hawks. During a […]

Mideo Monday: Nate Robinson On Letterman!

Hotdog I love everything about this video. Not only is Letterman at his best, but you get to see Nate Robinson in his natural state. Nate was born so much kinetic energy stored in his body*, he can’t even stand still. He’s juking and jiving as he’s waiting to dunk – and still as charming […]

Boom Kings Win Second Consecutive Fantasy Pennant

Not long ago, I polled the readership to see which team they hated reading about the most. You HAD to know this was coming… -Hotdog Flush off their dominating victory over the baby-soft Eastern Motors, the Hotdog-coached Boom Kings roar into the UW Delta Chi playoffs as the #2 seed. Based on their 9-5 record, […]

Unusual Court Case in Seattle

SEATTLE, WA (AP) – A seven-year old boy was at the center of a King County courtroom drama yesterday, when he challenged a court ruling about who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents. The judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child […]