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US Soccer: Not World Class

June 4, 2009
By Fig Jam
US Soccer: Not World Class

Fig Jam If the US Men’s Soccer Team wants to be taken seriously, it needs to step up.  Going out in World Cup Qualifying and getting hammered 3-1 by Costa Rica (and the one goal came in stoppage time on a penalty) isn’t going to get it done. Last night’s effort was patently ridiculous.  Costa Rica’s...
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A Mormonic Decision: Jake Heaps Chooses BYU

June 3, 2009
By admin
A Mormonic Decision: Jake Heaps Chooses BYU

Prized recruit Jake Heaps will NOT be playing for the Huskies, according to the beautiful, enchanting King 5 sports anchor Lisa Gangel. Instead, the highly-prized quarterback prospect will be headed to a place where you check for wedding rings on sophomores. While an unpopular decision in the Pacific Northwest, the choice should give Heaps a...
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