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Know Your Enemy: 2008 Arizona Cardinals

Thursday, August 21st, 2008

Constable Echelon

Jesus Christ. I just went back and read my preview of the 2007 Arizona Cardinals. Not to pat myself on the back (read: to pat myself on the back), but that is a fucking odyssey. The bar has been set.

Constable Echelon celebrates the upcoming NFL season by previewing the hometown Seattle Seahawks’ opponents in the NFC West.

2008 will mark the Cardinals’ 21st year in the desert (Moses is nonplussed). During this span they have managed a playoff appearance. When I say “a” in that last sentence I pronounce it with the short vowel sound a la Wayne referring to the gun rack Stacy bought him in the seminal 90s buddy pic Philadelphia.

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